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The worst pick up lines I've heard recently.
•Do you have a heated fire poker up your ass? Cause you look hot.
•I love every bone in your body......especially mine
•Are you a mythical monster? Cause you look unreal.
•Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is seriously fucked up.
•I'm just gonna go ahead and say it-have you ever seen eighteen inches??
•Are you an envelope? Cause I'm gonna open you.
•Are you an angel? Cause god sent you to fuck me.
•I don't mind that you're flat chested. Youre like a board: flat and easy to nail.


These are only a few, just the worst ones I've heard. Like and comment. I'll put some more up soon.
25 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2014-05-21 22:52:12
please more theese are awsome 1 is so good

Anonymous readerReport

2014-05-21 22:52:11
please more theese are awsome 1 is so good

Anonymous readerReport

2014-05-21 22:47:43
please more theese are awsome

Anonymous readerReport

2014-02-10 02:35:27
Darzon days fucked up on so many leves ima try it

Anonymous readerReport

2014-02-09 18:45:08
how is are u from heaven cause your face is seriosly fucked up a pick line cause its a pick up line for some ass whoopens anyone up 4 one just say that “pick up line”-a sexy bitch

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