This is the story of my first time. Many have told me it is the worst first-time story they have ever heard. I have to agree it was hardly ideal, I didn’t have to make up a name for the girl because I actually, truly have no idea what her name was. Let’s call her Deb. But hey: what happened, happened. Isn’t life all about experiences, trials, errors, and all that other nonsense anyway?
It happened at YoungLife camp. YoungLife is a Christian organization that brings high school-aged Christians together on weeknights to goof around, sing silly songs, and learn more about their Christian faith. I found out about the local chapter through my church in Ashburn and thought I’d go to a meeting or two to check it out. It was a lot of fun, I met some really great friends I still know to this day, and everyone who went there was seriously good looking. So much, I felt a little out of place. Nonetheless, every Wednesday, a good 70 or so teens would all pack into someone’s basement and have a blast. One of the things that was present in the minds of every Younglifer was YoungLife camp. Every summer, dozens of chapters would meet up in way up-northern New York for a week-long summer camp. I went up with them the summer before my senior year of high school. And boy, was it an adventure!
The whole group took a motorcoach up to the camp. We all met in the Stone Bridge High School parking lot after dark to toss our bags in the belly and get ready for a 14-hour drive to Saranac Lake. I got a seat next to my friend Connor, found a place for my pillow, and tried to sleep through the ride up north. I was unsuccessful. It became clear the number of kids that wanted to goof off and play games through the night greatly outnumbered the ones that wanted them to shut the fuck up and sleep. I talked to some of my other friends and played silly car ride games. Things died down on the bus and my busmates and I found sleep. When I woke up, we had barely entered New York and had a good six hours to go. The bus had a VCR, so I gave YoungLife leader on the bus a copy of “Psalty’s Camping Adventure”, a horrible children’s video about a singing songbook that takes a group of kids camping and teaches them the love of God. I had shown the leader it previously and he said it was the worst thing he had ever seen. For the first ten minutes, everyone on the bus hated me. Then, they slowly fell in love with the shitty acting, poor production value, and woeful songwriting. Before I knew it, everyone was singing along and we ended up watching it four times. That would’ve been the worst mistake of my trip, had getting laid not been one of my goals at camp.
The bus trip came to a close mercifully before a fifth round of singing along with a man in a badly-made songbook costume. We unloaded our stuff and found our way to the cabin. Our group had a lot of guys, so we had a whole cabin to ourselves. After I unpacked my stuff and claimed my bed, I went out with Connor and a couple other guys to check out the scene. It was a beautiful place. The camp was huge and built on the side of a lake. There were athletic fields, basketball courts, a beach, canoes, ropes course, obstacle course: all kinds of stuff. It was going to be a challenge to enjoy everything in one week! I love the water, so I spent most afternoons in it. The guys and I would go wakeboarding, tubing, parasailing, whatever got us in the water. We’d hang out, swim by the shore, and try to pick up chicks. Most of us didn’t have too much success in that endeavor. Those that did, would usually take the girls for a walk in the woods. No doubt this was so they could share the love of Christ with their new friend.
Every night, we’d have some fun theme going on. Hoedown, 50’s night, formal banquet: everyone would dress up according to theme and have a blast. The hoedown was actually kind of funny. They had a bluegrass band and a poor guy that tried to get some pathetic suburban kids to square dance by calling out moves. The banquet was billed “A Night To Remember” and the night certainly lived up to its name. I packed a pretty spiffy outfit for the event. They told us to pack something nice and I was at summer camp in Upstate New York, so I was looking Preppy with a capital P. Madras necktie and white oxford under a kelly green polo with rolled-up khakis and loafers sans socks. Everyone in my group was going to meet up before we entered the banquet, but that wasn’t for another hour, so I decided to go for a walk around the camp. I had mostly hung out with my friends this trip and I figured I might as well go meet some new ones. Maybe even woo some ladies with my snooty country club attire. Some kids from Tennessee were all hanging out by a tree taking pictures of each other. They had all dressed in fancy southern attire. Guys in striped seersucker jackets and girls in white cotton dresses. One of the guys called me over, “hey, you’re looking dapper, come hang with us” The guys seemed cool and the girls were pretty, so I joined the club. As we were talking about boring stuff like the ride up, one of the girls came over to me and introduced herself. Her name was Deb, she liked my outfit, and she wanted a picture. She had a really cute round face, big blue eyes, nice round ass I’m thinking size 6, long legs, and some serious boobs 36D, if I recall. My admiration of these serious boobs was not unnoticed. Her eyes found mine and I knew I was caught. “You like ‘em?” She asked softly as we lined up for the shot. “Yes I do” I replied looking at the camera. “Good” she responded after her friend snapped a pic of us. She leaned over and continued, “Who knows, stick with me tonight and you might get a closer look…” I looked over and she winked as she went to look at her camera with her friend. I was taken aback by her forwardness, but I was definitely interested to see where this would go.
I hung around my Tennessee buddies a little longer, talking about wakeboarding and stuff with the guys while Deb eyefucked me. It came time for me to find my group so I said some goodbyes and headed off. I met my group and we found our tables at the banquet. As we enjoyed our food and goofed around, some of the leaders went up to the microphone and gave out silly awards they made up. One girl got “Fearless Flyer” for hitting a wake on a tube, flipping twice, and landing on another tube, another guy got the “Julia Child Medal” for making a quiche over the campfire. Then I heard, “This guy wanted to look extra fly for the ladies, so he brought his own laundry soap and washed his clothes in the sink!” “Motherfucker”, I thought. I prefer to pack light and brought soap instead of extra clothes. Thus, I was sinking in my seat. “The winner of the So Fresh and So Clean Award is… Give it up for David!” Given my outfit for the night, I suppose the award was fitting. I got up, feigned a smile, and received, amusingly, a framed certificate proclaiming my achievement. It hangs on the wall in my room today, no shame. The dinner wrapped up and we learned there was no program that night. Just free time until 11pm curfew. As I walked around, I found the award had made me instantly cool. All kinds of folks wanted to get their picture with the sharp looking dude that was So Fresh and So Clean, clean.
Sooner or later, I bumped into Deb and the two of us made our rounds about the camp, meeting new kids and chilling. We eventually found our way outside of camp and went for a walk in the woods. We found a quiet dip in the path near the lake’s edge where we could be alone without anyone finding us easily. I looked into those big blue eyes and the conversation stopped. It was a bit awkward, but I knew what I was supposed to do next. I leaned in a bit and she started to lean slightly. I took her head gently and our lips met. The feeling was there as a jolt passed between our lips and the gentle peck quickly became a passionate snog. Things got a little crazy and in our youthful enthusiasm, began to try and eat each other’s faces. We were tongue wrestling when her tongue stuck my uvula and I gagged. I started laughing and she joined me, slightly embarrassed. I wanted to take this a bit farther, so I went for her neck and ears. That was really doing it for her and her breathing became labored and a few moans found their way out of her mouth. I kissed my way down the neckline of her dress, teasing her cleavage that poked its way out the top. “Oh my god! She gasped and took one of her straps down, then the other. I tugged gently on the top of her dress, very slowly pulling down the front to reveal the biggest tits I had ever seen. Despite their size, they stood quite nicely with some big round areolas and really pointy nipples. I kissed my way down and took one into my mouth. Sucking on the nubbin, then circling it, then doing the same to the other. She was getting really worked up and her hands found their way to my belt buckle. She fumbled for a bit until she undid my pants and fished my dick out. “Ewwww!” She exclaimed. “What’s wrong?” I asked “Your Willy is wearing a turtleneck!” she replied in reference to my uncut junk “How can that be gross? Isn’t that how God made them?” I inquired. “You have a point, it’s just the first one I’ve seen not circumcised” With that, she wrapped her hand around and started pumping. “Damn! This one really grows!” she said admiring my expanding member. “Let’s see how you taste” she took me into her mouth and proceed to blow my brains out. Up to that time, most girls just sort of went up and down until they jacked me into a tissue. Not Deb, she was licking and teasing and corkscrewing and I was in awe. Things were about to come to a close far too quickly when she squeezed it really hard. “Uh, uh. Not just yet now!” That was a neat trick, the build-up before the orgasm was gone, but not forgotten as my balls started to protest. “I want you to come down here” she said, hiking her dress and revealing a lack of undies. As I moved my dick towards her entrance, I suddenly panicked. “Son of a bitch, I don’t have a condom!” She pouted, when her face grew mischievous. “You know, my butt can’t get pregnant”
I was not expecting that. I had wondered what anal might be like, but the ways girls talked about it, I figured I would just have to keep wondering. I had no idea there were girls that were actually into this. I didn’t have to think too much. I was horny, she had me close, and I wanted to finish the job. She told me to lick her ass and spit on it, so I did. Then I stuck my tongue up it on her command. She took my dick back in her mouth to get it wet, then I lined myself up with her no-no hole. I pushed and it wasn’t going in, I pushed harder and her sphincter gave way as I entered her ass. She let out a yelp “Careful! Ease you way in, this ain’t my pussy!” Funny thing was, I was still a virgin. I had no idea what her pussy felt like, or any, for that matter. This was all uncharted territory for me. The walls of her anus were really tight, they clenched my cock as we tried to find a rhythm. Eventually we found one and I started fucking her harder. This time, she was into it. She reached down and started rubbing her clit as I pounded her behind. It felt dry and sandy, there was a lot of friction. But, not having been in a vagina to compare it to, I figured this fucking business was just hard work. I kept on going and that all too familiar feeling started to boil in my balls, Deb started frigging herself at a maniacal pace as she came. While she was cumming, my toes began to curl as I let loose my load in her bowels. I pulled out and there was an audible pop at which we both laughed. She turned around and took my cum-covered dick into her mouth, it was little tender from the fucking, but it still felt so good having my junk in her mouth. Today, I can’t believe this 16 year-old high school girl went ass to mouth with me, but my naïve teenage self was just basking in the feeling. She took it out and I pulled up my pants. She put the girls back in her dress and fixed the straps. We made out for a few minutes, then helped each other look normal. We decided to go back to the camp in separate directions to minimize suspicion. When I made it back to my cabin, everyone asked where I had been. I told them I went for a walk in the woods and oddly enough, they believed me. I was brushing my teeth when Connor told me about this cute redhead named Ariana he messed around with earlier, “Yeah right, I’ll believe her when I see her!” I jabbed. As I hopped into bed, Connor asked me what I had really been doing “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you” “Bullshit, you so did not get any!” “Maybe I did and maybe I did” He rolled his eyes at that and climbed up to his bunk.
The next day started the same as any other, except for the memory of last night’s events running laps around my head. During breakfast, I couldn’t help but think the girls in my group kept looking at me. At first, I thought it strange, but just figured I was being paranoid. That afternoon, I was playing volleyball when one of the girls in my group, Heather, nodded her head away from the sand. When the game ended, I followed her. After walking away from everyone else, she turned and said quietly but directly “I heard you had a good time last night”. I played dumb “Yeah, I won an award for being fresh and clean and everybody wanted to hang with me, it was a good time”. She frowned and raised and eyebrow “That’s not what I’m talking about and you know it”. Curious, I asked “Well, what did you hear?” “I heard you had a little bit of fun in the woods. Even more, I heard your fun was in an, umm, unconventional location” There was no way out of this “Where did you hear that from?” She did not want to play this game “I heard it from Deb, the girl you fucked in the ass!” Of course she told everyone, of course “Oh, yeah, that bit of fun” I said sheepishly. Her mood changed as she punched me “You are going to be a legend here, you will be forever known as the buckfutter!” “Fucking fantastic!” I retorted. “Just your luck, huh?” she laughed “You hook up with the one chick that would not only let you in her ass, but tell the world about it!” I kicked the dirt and started to walk away. “Hey look! As embarrassing as this may seem, your stock is rising. All I’m saying is, Deb isn’t the only girl interested in a ride now. A “normal” one, mind you” “Is that so? Should we continue this somewhere more private?” I jokingly inquired “Woah, not me dumbass!” Heather quickly dismissing me, “but you’ll know ‘em when you see ‘em”. I decided to head back to the cabin to take a nap while I thought all this over.
I was walking on the trail from the lake’s edge to the cabins, when I heard some girls quietly giggling: “I told you he was cute” “What am I going to say to him” “You can say anything, most guys are just happy a girl in a bikini is talking to them!”. I decided to play along and stopped around the next bend, to take in the view. I heard footsteps approaching me and turned, pretending I had no idea what was going on. “Hi” I said tersely “huh..hu..Hi!” a very cute twiggy blonde replied. “I’m Victoria! What’s up?” I had no idea why this girl would be worried about me being interested in her. She was hot. Long, slender legs. Tight waist and abs, cute perky tits, and a very pretty oval face with a luminous smile, pale blue eyes, and long wavy natural blonde hair. “I’m just making my way back to the cabin to recover, I got a little too much sun today.” She giggled nervously. “I was not expecting to bump into someone quite like you!” I said as it was my turn to act a little sheepish. She was blushing redder than a beet. We just kind of stared at each other, we couldn’t even talk. Clearly, a mythical naked flying boy had shot us with some of his arrows. The other two girls laughed at her. “Damn, do we need to give you two lovebirds a room” one of her friends jeered. “Y’all better use protection, you two could get pregnant from all that eyefucking!” I looked over at her friends, “And who are you two?” “I’m Ariana and this is my twin sister Elizabeth. We’re not that much similar, but I swear we really are twins” I laughed when it hit me “Do you know Connor?” “This slut over here knows him way better then I do” Liz replied as Ari kicked her “It would seem I am a master matchmaker!” I wasn’t going to argue, Vicki was stunning and Connor certainly went on for a bit about Ari this morning. She apparently did have a knack for putting kids together. The twins set off, leaving Vicki and I alone. We talked for a bit and I could tell the chemistry was definitely working between us, but I really needed to head back to the cabin. Vicki said she’d meet me tonight with the twins and Connor. I agreed and went to find a shower and bed for an afternoon nap.
I woke up from my nap and decided to go for a walkabout and see if I could find Deb. It didn’t take long for me to find her as she was also looking for me. “Hey Dave! Where have you been hiding?” She asked jovially as if nothing out of the ordinary was going on. “I was in my cabin, apparently it’s the only place I can go where people don’t ask me what buttsex is like!” She rolled her eyes, but it would seem she didn’t understand why I was mad. “It was a fun time, I thought I’d share the story with a couple of my friends”. “You really don’t understand why I’m mad, do you?” I asked, still perplexed at her lack of concern “No, not really” she replied, confused and slightly annoyed “I really wanted what happened last night to stay between you and me, I really didn’t think I would have to ask for that” “What’s the big deal?” Looking back, I suppose it really wasn’t a big deal, just two of the thousands of kids that hook up at summer camp. But back then, I was really, really embarrassed. “My entire group knows about it! What if one of the kids tells a leader? I could get sent home! I’m pretty sure last night was against the rules!” Deb was pissed “You know what, I really don’t want this! If you can’t handle a couple meaningless romps without flipping out like this, I’ll just find someone that can!” With that, she turned and walked off. I wasn’t going to chase her down. It was a stupendously petty argument and she was weird. We both lost and I wasn’t going to lose more trying to win. All I did was go for a long walk until I was no longer mad.
I joined my group for dinner and the evening meeting. After this wrapped up, Connor and I joined up with Vicki and the twins in the game room and we played pool, air hockey, and whatever other table games. Most everyone was doing something outside so we pretty much had the room to ourselves. While I was playing foosball with Liz, I learned that Vicki was actually really interested in me but was waiting for me to make a move. That got my attention. I had no intentions doing anything else with Deb and in the brief time I spent with Vicki, I felt something special; cliché as that sounds. When the game wrapped up, I asked Vicki if she could come outside for some stupid reason I cannot remember. We stood on the deck of the game room watching the sunset. I grabbed her hand and she gasped. I looked over and there was nervousness in her eyes. I leaned over to kiss her and her lips met mine. I could feel electricity between my lips and my heart. It was no more than a simple kiss but it felt amazing. I could tell she was feeling the same way, as I had to hold her up. When I pulled away, she was looking at me, but her gaze was somewhere far, far away. “Oh…wow” all I could say. She couldn't say anything. All she could do was grab my head for a second go. As her mouth opened and she started to explore, it was clear she was way better at this than I was. I worked off what she was doing and we found ourselves an accord. I decided to try those tricks that worked with Deb. I broke the kiss to find her secret spots. I quickly found one on her collarbone and neck that just set her off as I alternated between. We were doing some serious snogging when Liz came to end all our fun, telling us lights out was in fifteen minutes. As we made our way back to camp, Connor told me he and the twins were watching us go at it when Liz told him she made up a story about how Vicki wanted to kiss me and I clearly fell for it. That Liz was devious, she had a gift, that was for sure.
The next morning, I found out at bible study that our group was going parasailing. We went out on the water in a ski boat and took turns in pairs going up. The ride was incredible. We went 250 feet up and the view was amazing. I was too scared to bring the camera up and regret that to this day. As I was up there, I found it funny how I can get scared when I’m 20 feet up in a tree, but being this high didn’t scare me at all. After parasailing, Connor and I took a couple laps of the lake and went to the dock for lunch where our group of five met up. While we were all talking, we found out that Vicki was actually their stepsister. I thought it was really funny how none of the girls had anything in common and were related, yet they really did get along; way better than my siblings and I for sure. I hung out with Vicki for most of the afternoon. We talked about my hookup with Deb. She told me not to bother trying to patch anything. It was a mistake and she was crazy and super slutty. We went to the arts and crafts tent and made necklaces for each other as we talked about all kinds of stuff: music, cars, the differences between Northern Virginia and Northern New Jersey. I really liked this girl. I was actually getting a little pissed that we would be 7 hours away from each other next week. She was serious girlfriend material, I definitely had to go visit her. But how?
That night, during free time, the five of us met up in the game room. But it wasn’t for fun and games, we needed to do some serious planning. Camp ended tomorrow and there was no way we wouldn’t see each other again. I had just quit my job and my new one wouldn’t start for a month. Connor had one with a very flexible schedule and could easily get a few days off in a row. The girls thought their schedules over, then remembered their parents would both be out for the entire weekend in two weeks. All the planets seemed to be lining up, so we all agreed on coming up that weekend. We exchanged numbers, got their address, and planned out a rough sketch of the trip. “Well, looks like we’ve got it all worked out then” said Liz “But I think you lovebirds have one thing left to do.” We all looked her confused “You guys better make yourselves scare and say ‘goodbye’ to each other…Jesus! Do I have to start all the mischief around here?” We laughed, then took her advice. Connor snuck off with Ari and I with Vicki.
We found a spot in the woods and wasted no time. We were a lot better at kissing this time and we got each other worked up as our lips and tongues met in frenzy. She grabbed my ass and gave it a good squeeze, I found this a bit funny, but reached around to do the same. I thought I felt a bare cheek under her skirt, but found the strings of a skimpy thong. She cooed as I nibbled her earlobe and I decided to take my chances and remove the straps on her tank. She was a 34B and had gone braless, so two very perky boobies immediately greeted me. Her nipples were like little eraser heads with narrow pale areolas surrounding them. I lifted my hand from her skirt and tweaked them. She broke her lips from my neck and giggled. “Hey, have you ever gone down on a girl?” I told her I hadn’t. “Well, today you’re going to learn something new.” She hiked up her skirt and pulled her thong aside. She gave me guided tour of her lady parts. She showed me what parts to touch first and where to go when things got going. She showed me how her clit was like the tip of my penis and how to treat it. I found the analogy odd, but I went with it. She showed me how to lick up and down and around in the beginning, then work it hard and suck it in the end without going crazy and hurting her. She showed me how to finger her and find that rough patch that is the G-spot. Once fully briefed, I got going. Right away, I was off to a bad start, but a little coaching here and there and I was munching her box fair to midland. Once I worked out what things made her grab my head and what made her throw her head back, I was on a roll. She was getting pretty noisy and I was starting to get a little nervous someone would catch us. But I kept on going. I started to realize I actually really liked eating a girl out. The vagina was still a mystery to me, but manipulating all these spots to make her scream fascinated me and I could not get enough of it. After a few minutes of some novice cunnilingus, her breathing was getting choppy and she started getting even more vocal. She grabbed my head and pushed me in harder. This was my cue to pull her clit in my mouth and suck it gently. This threw her over the edge and she came hard and fast. She yanked my face away when she was done and told me I was a fast learner. We were suddenly very aware of the time and had to split before lights out. “I’ll have to return the favor when you come visit me, maybe give you a little interest!” She said as she ran off. I was keen on collecting that interest
The next morning, everyone was really bummed to say goodbye to all their new friends. I had met quite a few folks myself. Many pictures were taken, Facebooks were added, and hugs were given. Deb even managed to fake a smile and hug me when the Tennessee kids came by to say bye to my group. As the busses were pulling in, our group of five met up one more time to wish each other some safe travels. Our goodbyes were temporary, for we all knew what was going down in two weeks. It would go down as one of the craziest weekends in my entire live and I would lose my virginity the right way, but that’s another story.