Walking through the woods mark came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against it. Seeing this mark asks, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be fucking kiddin me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
So mark wrap's is arms around the tree and press's is ear up against it. With this the other guy slaps a set of hand cuffs on him, takes is wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees mark hand cuffed to the tree, stark ass naked and asks, "What the fuck happened to you?"
mark tell's the guy the whole story about how he ended up cuffed to a tree, but while mark is doing this the guy shakes his head in sympathy walks around behind him, kisses mark tenderly behind the ear and says. "This just ain't fucking your day, is it?"