…. A neighborhood girl I know has this dog. One day I was at her house the dog said: “Let me out, I need some pussy.”
I sat stunned at what I just heard, a talking dog? WTF?????!!!!! He repeated it. I said: “Dogs can’t talk Willie.” I couldn’t believe myself that I was actually talking back to a dog.
We talked for a while and I told him I just had to write about this. He said fine, but I was the only human he would talk to, no vocal recordings or videos. I agreed. I scratched my head and let him tell me his story in his own words as I typed away….
Hi, my name is Willie, I’m a dog. Yes I can talk, why?…fuck if I know. I’m a medium size terrier, black and white. My owner, ’Lady’, I call her, feeds me, pets me, scratches behind my ears, buys me toys, Frisbees, and plays with me. I’m full grown now, but when I was a puppy, lady let me sleep in her bed with her.
At night is when I really have fun, I’m a male, un-fixed. It started one day when ‘Lady’, and I were taking a nap on the couch. I was having a dream, and my long pink dick came out, as I dreamed I was fucking some female dog beauty. My one hind leg started jumping and woke up lady. She smiled as I woke up and she started petting me….ahhhh…but this time was different. She started rubbing my tummy…(I love that) ..and soon she was letting her fingers brush against my dick, which was still fully out. I didn’t move at all. She had me in my pleasure zone. I closed my eyes, but peeked out just a little. She kept rubbing me, closer and closer to my dick.
Then she touched it.
I held real still. Soon her fingers were stroking my dick. I pushed my dick out to it’s max, and held it there for her. She looked all around as she continued. She stopped and got up and made sure all the blinds were closed tight and the door was locked. She lived alone. She was about 24 human years, big soft tits, I know, she has let me lick them before, and she was real sexy even to a dog. I waited, pretending to be asleep. She was wearing a long nightgown, no bra, and she took off her panties, and put them in her little pocket. She came back and started in stroking my extended dick again. All this had never happened before, and I was liking it.
She slowly laid down, putting her head next to my dick, which now pointed towards her face. I could feel her warm breath on my tummy. She was now inches from the tip of my dick, and breathing harder. She now put her hand between her legs and started doing something with her pussy. The pussy aroma came to my nose and started driving me crazy. I wanted to lick and fuck real bad, but I was getting a hand job, it was really hard for me. She had me by the dick, so I stayed where I was. She smelled good, like pussy and perfume combined…I was in dog heaven. I licked her fingers on the hand by my mouth. Wow….she tasted like pussy! I licked and licked her fingers. When I licked the center of the palm of her hand, she shivered and moaned….She must have liked it, because she switched hands with the one down by her pussy. Oh Jezzzz!!!…I smelled fresh pussy!, I licked and licked till my tongue was almost dry. My licking of her fingers was making her moan now, as she stroked my dick a little faster. Her very hot breath on my dick was keeping it out and hard. As I enjoyed my first hand job. This was sure better than humping that little tree in the yard……then…..I felt something I had never ever felt before.
I couldn’t see, but I liked it a lot. It was warm, kind of like a females pussy, but something inside ‘it’ was moving. ‘IT’ moved around my dick and I felt a vacuum. “IT’ was licking on my dick and “IT” was wet. My doggy knot was coming up fast as this all was feeling good. I wanted to lick my balls, so bad, but…to late, here came the knot fast, like one of those imported motorcycles I like to chase. I started shooting doggy cum like a fire hose! Lady gagged, and tried to get my knot out of her mouth. POP was the sound I heard, as my cum painted her face like a white fence. She moaned and shivered and shook. I guess she liked it, as she hugged me called me “OH WILLIE! BABY!!!”….
I pulled away, I had to lick my self, and my doggy balls were sore now. Lady, still trying to hug me, rubbing me all over.
I growled…I don’t like to be disturbed when I’m licking my dick.
She laid back and moaned some more. Then….I smelled pussy! Lady’s legs were wide open as she lay there. I jumped up and started licking her pussy. Now she really moaned. “OH Willie!!, your to much!“… she was weak, and my long tongue pushed in so far, her eyes started to cross! I guess my cold nose was right on her clit. She yelped and held my head. I growled…
…..I don’t like to be disturbed when I’m licking pussy.
Her pussy started moving up and down with my licks. She said: “Oh my god Willie….oh baby….mama’s gonna cum so good, baby….I was done licking, and now I had to fuck. I crawled up on her and started humping, trying to find her hole.
I think I must have humped her clit while I was trying. She yelled something about Jesus and God, and then reached down and helped me get my dick in her hole. In I went, my automatic fucking went into high gear. I closed my eyes and saw stars and beautiful female dogs. Lady began to yodel. I felt like I was riding a piston from a 10k rpm engine. I licked my lips as I tasted pussy. Then I stopped. I panted and panted as my automatic cummer went on and on. Now I had a real big knot in her, and I wanted to lick my dick again. I pulled, she moaned and said …”OH God No Willie…wait!!! Please wait! We laid there, panting. It was hot. I was bored. She looked like a runaway milk pump got her. What a mess. POP, and I was gone to lick my dick again. She moaned and ask me If I loved her. I just wagged my tail…sure, sure, now lets eat!
She gave me so much steak that night I fell asleep with my nose in my doggy dish. The next day she said she bought me a Christmas present! I was hoping for a new Frisbee. Instead she got me some padded doggy socks.
I hated them….I couldn’t feel the floor right, and I slipped and slid around. She said they were for Willie’s fun time, and would keep my paws from scratching her. I still hated them. I fuck her a lot now, but I have to wear those stupid socks, and we fuck on a plastic sheet….ukkk’.
Now her girlfriends all come over and her two sisters too. I fuck’em all, except when the mailman comes, I bark like hell! I’m gonna get the son of bitch some day and bite him right in the ass!
I heard scratching at the door. I knew it was Willie. I let him in. My cat took of like a shot. Willie just wagged his tail and jumped up on my couch. I petted him and he looked around, then looked at me. I said: “It’s safe to talk Willie.,” and he started to talk.
“Every thing has changed. Lady has a boyfriend now. I hate him and he hates me. I hump his leg every chance I get. He tells me to ‘Get off the fucking couch!’, and ‘Don’t put your nose in lady’s pussy!’
He’s fucking lady. He gets pissed if I come in and watch.
I set this fool up. He was being a bum sitting on the couch watching cartoons. I went into action. I started humping his leg, he pushed me off….I yelped!, and limped in to the kitchen where lady was and in my best sad puppy dog eyes…I whimpered and looked at her, holding one leg up. She ‘assumed’ he kicked me, and went in and threw his ass out the fucking door!
Ahhhh success! I limped and whimper some more. She carefully picked me up. I laid my head on her cleavage and I gave her tits a few licks. She smiled big and said: “Awwwww Willie, your so sweet. You sure do like my tits, don’t you.” She smiled as she took me to the couch and held me. She opened her blouse (no bra) and let me lick her tits all over….that, I liked!
The boyfriend never came back again…what a fool. Outsmarted by a fucking dog. Well, I gotta go back. Lady’s two sisters come over tonight. Their teenagers. One likes to suck me off, the other likes me to fuck her from behind. I better go take a doggy nap.….oh…. ya got any doggy treats?”
I gave him some doggy treats and off he went, pissing on all my trees.
A few days later…….
I got a visit from Willie this morning…
....Willie came in my kitty door, ate some of her cat food, drank some her water and came and laid down on my couch and went to sleep. An hour later he woke up looking tired. He looked it me....I said it's ok to talk. He said:
"Boy am I tired, Lady took me over to her parents house where her two 18 yr old twin sisters live. Those two little bitches dressed me up in doll clothes! They took me down stairs to show the parents...ha ha they all said... “Ain’t he cute.” I put my 12 ½ inch dick out for them all to see, and the dad said: “Take him away!”
I tried to tear the dress off but they stopped me. Next time I fuck them, I'm biting their hair into knots, see how they like it.
After lights out, I fucked them both and made them moan. The dad yelled out to “Be quiet in there!”...hee hee.
This morning I saw this beautiful cocker spaniel bitch...wow golden hair, curly and she smelled good, even her ass. I jumped on her, she held real still and then here comes a guy with a fucking water hose and squirts us! He called me names, so I shit in his yard in two places and left,
but he was too late. I dropped my load in the little bitch before he got there.
Well, time to go and give lady her afternoon pussy lick. See ya.
Oh…...that cat food you got, tastes like dead fuck’in fish...ukkk!”
"See ya Willie"....and he was off...pissing on my bushes.
The next time I saw Willie, he just walked in the kitty door and chased my cat away from her food dish. He sniffed it, then lifted his leg and pissed in her dish. He jumped up on my couch and I petted him as usual. I said: “Hi ya Willie!, (we can talk in a minute, as my girlfriend is leaving soon.) He sat waiting. Soon the girlfriend kissed me goodbye and said: “Oh, this must be Willie!” She petted him and he licked her fingers, then she left. Willie watched and then began to talk. “Damn her pussy smells good! I’d love to fuck her, but you guys have shitty food here.” I asked how his home life was. He said: “Fuck’in women!…always trying to give me a bath. They want me to smell like peaches and stuff. I hate that. Lady’s little nephew came over one day for a while. Kids are ok until they hit me. I bite them in the ass when no one’s looking and then I yelp like they hit me. Works every time.
Lady brought over a girlfriend that had never been fucked by a dog. She got her good and drunk and told her I was a ‘blow up dog’ and the stem was under my belly. Dumb bitch tried and tried to blow me up, finally she got excited and sucked me off. Lady laughed herself silly and said: “See, Willie gives milk too!” We got her naked and I fucked her while she sang: “Some day my prince will cum!”….It’s Willie, ya dummy, not ‘prince’. She comes by once a week for a ‘lick up’ and her pussy always smells like plastic cucumbers. The things I do for a bag of steak chunks.
Well I gotta take shit in your neighbors yard, cause he yelled at me…”Get off my lawn, you mutt!” I bit holes in his garden hose yesterday.” I said: “Ok Willie, the doggie treats are in the corner. “ He gobbled them up and went to shit in the neighbors yard.
Over the next few days I saw many yellow circles appear on my neighbors lawn. I sat on my porch and watched Willie. He fucked all the females dogs he could. He came over and jumped on my lap and licked my face, then whispered: (“I got a hand job from that Mrs. Perkins over there….I bet I‘ll be licking her pussy and fucking her in a few days. Her pussy smells like a dogs dick…must be that Skippy I keep running off.”)
A few day’s later, in comes Willie. He jumps up on my couch for my ok for him to talk. “It’s ok, Willie, my girlfriend is gone to the store.” I said.
Willie said: “Well I’m having fun now. Mrs. Perkins is having me fuck her a lot….then her 18 yr old teenage daughter sees us fucking. Now she wants to know everything about me. When everyone is gone, she gets me in bed and looks at my dick real close. I of course let it out full length. Next she starts giving me a hand job. Next she’s got her skirt up and is poking her ass in my face. I love to lick a first timer…she moaned and jumped when I licked her clit. She was leaning over the pillows and I mounted her. ‘Oooooo‘, she said, you should have heard her moan. She moaned in spurts…“oh oh oh oh”, as I buried my dick in her and fucked her fast. I think it was her first real climax, she really humped and moaned good. Now she calls me ‘sweet Willie’ and tried to put a leash on me and some sort of fuzzy collar. I put my nose in her pussy, and when she jumped, I ran away without that junk on me..…
Next, she brings over her girlfriend, who’s older at about 19. She’s told her about me and how I fucked her so good. This girl smells real good, and gets all hot for me. They both get in the bed and play with my dick. Soon the older one is sucking my dick, while the younger one plays with her friends pussy. I though they were going to fuck themselves, but the older one had to try me out. She sat on the younger ones face, and then they had me start fucking older one. The younger one licked me and the older one as I fucked the older one. That felt really good, but sorry young girl, I came and flooded the older ones pussy and splattered the young ones face. She was a good licker, and tried to lick me. With that short tongue of hers ….no way,
I like to lick myself…thank you.”
“Where’s your girlfriend?
“Now why do you want to know that Willie?”
“Because her pussy smells so fuck’in good, that’s why. Let me fuck her just once, I’ll never ask again.”
My girlfriend came home from shopping and Willie’s nose went right for her pussy. She giggled and came in a sat by me. She said: “I must be loosing my mind.” I said: “Why?”…”I could have sworn I heard that Willie dog whisper: (“Wanna fuck?”).
Well…Willie had the hots for my girlfriend, so I wondered if she had ever been fucked by a dog. I discovered she had a friend who’s dog use to fuck her, and loved it.
She always wondered….(she was ‘dog curious’). I told her what I knew about it and that was all women like it for something different. The more I talked about it, the more curious she got. I said that Willie has several women he’s fucking.
She looked at me strange and asked: “How could know that?”…I said the mailman told me, he’d seen a few thru their windows, and It was always Willie. “Oh”. she said.
The next time Willie came by, I told him all about it. He said: “I know just what to do. I’ll start by sniffing and nudging her pussy, if she has no panties on, in goes my long tongue for the clit lick. That starts the ’curious’ thing in their mind and when the opportunity comes, I let my dick out all the way. This excites them and they always end up touching my dick, and usually start stroking it.” “Well Willie, lets us find out how ’curious’ my girlfriend is.” I said.
We got a plan going. I would get the girlfriend a little drunk on wine, (an easy task)….get her panties off here on the couch, then turn on the porch light. That would be Willie signal and he would take it from there. Saturday night I got some of her favorite wine and she got tipsy in no time and started getting hot. I got her panties off and played with her pussy. I turned on the porch light un-noticed when I got more wine. Soon I heard Willie come in the kitty door and we both greeted him, as he had his dick all the way out. The girlfriend couldn’t take her eyes off his dick. She was already laying down on her back and Willie’s nose went straight for her pussy and out came his tongue and went deep in her. She gasp and said: “Ahhhh ..Oh my god Willie that tingles me, WOW!.” I got up and said I had to go to the liquor store, and left. Willie tells me later what happened.
“As soon a you left, I got up on her chest and licked her face. My dick was rubbing in her open blouse with no bra, right between her tits. She squirmed and held it saying: “Ooooo Willie, your dick is so warm…mmmm.”
“Sure enough, she just had to stroke my dick. My dick was long enough that the tip touched her lips. She closed her eyes and started licking the end of my dick.
This drives me crazy! Only human women do this and us male dogs can’t stand that much pleasure! I backed down, and my dick landed right on her clit. That’s when she jumped, and started Yodeling like an Alpine girl getting fucked.
Human women do that sometimes…strange.
I dropped back a little more and shoved my 12 ½ inches her hole. She wrapped her arms around me and we fucked fast. She yodeling loud, right in my ear!…Jezzzz. She started yelling, calling me “Oh God“.
The names “Willie”…ya dumb bitch. I let go with good quart of cum in her. She burped wine …yuck…and said she loved me so much. I got the fuck off her, I had to go lick my dick. I licked my dick as she looked at me with that sleepy smile…and tried to kiss me.
Lady!… I just licked my dick!…and I bolted out the kitty door.
She won’t try and put sweaters and shit on me now will she?” I said: “I’ll keep her from doing that Willie, the doggie treats are in your very own bowl now Willie. She bought a 50lb bag for you.”
Willie ate his treats and then said: “She’s a good bitch, but I’m fuck’in her from behind next time, I don’t want her burping wine ever again!”
…and off he went out the doggy door.
I watched thru my window as he shit on the neighbors newspaper, pissed on the guys lawn chair and wiped his butt across the guys white cement front porch….then the neighbors wife came out. She said: “Hi Willie“, then she looked all around, bent down and started giving Willie a hand job…..
I came home from work, popped open a drink and sat on the couch. Willie came running in jumping around and then sat on the couch beside me. He said: “Your girlfriend is not home, we can talk ok. I’m in love with your cat Samantha, by the way.”
Willie and my cat ‘Sam’ started getting along and at first, just ignored each other. After a while they were sleeping together and playing with their toys together we had bought them. My girlfriend was awe struck and thrilled about all this. Willie continued: “I had been fucking my dog girlfriend ‘Sugar’ that day and came home to rest and lick my dick some more. Sam crept up and watched me. Soon she started licking my dick too.
Oh fuck!, her rough tongue almost made me cum. I had never had a kitty blow job, they are fucking super! I started licking her pussy and she meowed so nice. We’ve been doing this ever since. I wanted to fuck her more and more. One afternoon I got on her and started fucking her. She started to purr and fucked me back real fast. It was so good, I must have licked her for 20 minutes after words. The bitch told me I had a nice dick. Damn she has nicest fur around her pussy, it’s a real turn on for me. That rough tongue of hers on my balls, just drives me wild! I said: “Wow Willie, that some news!”
Sam walked in the room, sat down and watched Willie and I talk. Willie got up and whispered something in her ear. Sam came over slowly, jumped up on the couch and laid in my lap. Willie jumped up and lay beside me. Willie said: “Ain’t she a beauty. I love her tabby tiger stripes, it’s a real turn on.” Sam began to purr and looked up at me made some kitty sounds, and licked my fingers. “She says she likes you, but I wouldn’t try and fuck her if I were you, those claws…you know.”
My girlfriend left for the evening and they must have seen her leave. Sam came in and then Willie through the kitty/doggie door. Sam muttered something.… Willie said: “Bitch”. They were having a lovers tiff, it seems. Willie had chased off a male cat and Sam got pissed about it. Willie jumped up and sat beside me. “I chased one of her old boyfriends up a fuck’in tree, and now she’s whining about it. That’s what I do, chase cats!…all except one.”
Well, they got over it and went back to fucking. My girlfriend had not seen them yet…..until tonight. I waited… she came running in the living room, out of breath. “I….just saw…oh my god…just saw Willie having sex with SAM!” I said: “Oh yeah…ha ha, that’s a funny one dear. Did they ’talk’ to you too?” She started to get pissed. “NO…Really!…our little Sam is a whore who let’s dogs fuck her!” I stopped and looked at her. She paused and then began to grin. “Sam does what?” I said.
“I guess I can’t say anything, can I…..” she said: “Did you ask Willie why he was fucking a cat?” She just shook her head and said: “Sure,…. like he’s going to talk and tell me all about it…..” Willie was listening around the corner. He told Sam to take off running. Here came Sam like a rocket with Willie right on her ass. I said: “They seem normal to me dear, are you feeling ok?” Next thing I knew I was being hit with a pillow over and over. “I (hit) saw (hit) Willie (hit) FUCKING OUR CAT! (hit). I said: “Did Sam moan?” I got dirty looks, then she shook her finger at Willie and said: “Dogs don’t fuck cats, Willie!” Willie laid on his back. Sam came over, licked his dick a couple of times and walked casually on by. My girlfriend curled up in my lap and said: “I don’t want to talk about it anymore.”
That night the girlfriend decided to get drunk. Willie watch with anticipation. He knew when she got drunk, she liked Willie to fuck her. Sam just watched. The girlfriend lay on the couch with her legs across my lap, singing. “Where oh where can my Willwee dog be…la la…de de...la la.”
She raised up her nightgown and ask me to rub her pussy. I did and she said: “Willwee, look what ma ma’s got for you Willwee”. Sam just watched. Willie came a running. He jumped on my lap and whispered: (“Excuse me, but could you scoot way over?”) I smiled and moved over.
Sam just watched.
In went Willie’s nose and then his tongue, deep in the girlfriends pussy. The girlfriend moaned and said: “There’s my Willwee, do ma ma and let’s have some fun.”
Sam just watched.
She opened her legs wide for Willie and pulled him up to fuck her. Sam just watched. Willie’s dick came out full and he started humping her trying to find her hole. She reached down and put his dick in her pussy. Her moaning began as Willie speed fucked her fast.
Sam got up and slowly walked to the foot of the couch. The girlfriend moaned and pulled Willie deep in her pussy, as she fucked him back. Sam began a deep growl. Her tail at a low sweeping motion. She began to crouch, POW….she jumped up and bit the girlfriend on the nose. A flurry of paws with claws across her face. The girlfriend yelled and covered her face while pushing Sam off of her.
Willie paid no attention as he speed fucked her and flooded her with his cum. Soon Willie’s knot held them together. The girlfriend grabbed Willie to keep him on her until his knot went down. Sam attacked her hand and bit her about 7 times in one nano second. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t help the girlfriend. Sam took off, Willie licked the girlfriends wounded hand and I almost peed my pants.
There’s a sign in our front window that reads: CAT FOR SALE, put there by the girlfriend. It’s the 4th one as Willie keeps biting them down, and shredding them all over the living room floor…….