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Introduction:

hope you like it. Not mine and don't judge
One day Jane
met Tarzan in
the jungle. She
was very
attracted
to him and
during her
questions
about his life
she asked him
how he
managed for
sex."What's
that?" he
asked.
She explained
to him what
sex was and he
said, "Oh, I use
a
hole in the
trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she
said, "Tarzan,
you have it all
wrong. I'll
show you how
to do it
properly." She
took off her
clothes,
laid down on
the ground and
spread her legs
wide. "Here,"
she
said, "You must
put it in here."
Tarzan
removed his
loincloth,
stepped closer
and then gave
her
an almighty
kick, right in the
crotch.
Jane rolled
around in agony.
Eventually she
managed to
gasp,
"What the hell
did you do that
for?"
"Checking for
bees!" said
Tarzan.
23 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2014-12-02 15:01:55
De entrada supe que eran foodns para tarjetas que sigo diciendo son preciosos, he traducido y dices que no los utilizas porque son difedciles, pero si es maravillo el card que has hecho con el ultimo fondo, impresionante, me encantaria que hicieras otro con algun otro fondo, seguro que lo haces de cine y aprenderemos tod@s.Besitos.

Anonymous readerReport

2014-12-02 14:10:18
Well done arlctie that. I'll make sure to use it wisely.

Anonymous readerReport

2014-09-25 07:23:19
that ending though

Anonymous readerReport

2014-08-21 11:22:59
Last one to utzilie this is a rotten egg!

Anonymous readerReport

2014-04-11 19:12:10
very funny lol

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