There was this 25 year old male, jogging through the park one day, when he runs by this old man sobbing uncontrollably. The
jogger decides he'd better stop and see if he could be of some help.
"What's the matter old man... why are you crying?"
The old man replies, "Just this morning, I woke up to my beautiful 25 year old wife riding me like she was in the Kentucky
Derby.... Boo hooo hooo" the old man continued to cry.
The jogger asked, "Ok, and why are you crying?"
"Well, later that afternoon, my wife invited over her best friend, who's centerfold material, and they both stripped off all their
clothes strutting around in their high heels, and then proceeded to give me the best three way a guy could ever dream of...
Boo HOO HOO" the old man cried even louder.
"OK, Sooooo, WHY are you crying???" the jogger was baffled.
"Well, then, for dinner my wife and I had a romantic meal and then she took me into the bedroom and proceeded to give me
the best blow job I've EVER had... she made me pass out... BOO HOO HOO!!!" the old man was in hysterics.
The jogger couldn't contain himself, "OH, C'MON OLD MAN, tell me, WHY are you still crying???"
The old man sucked back his tears and said, "I can't remember where I live."