In the beginning, God created everything, after that he created Adom.
After a while, Adom was getting bored, and God said to him,
"Adam, I have some good news for you, my child."
"What's the good news oh lord of lords?" Adam asked.
"I have decided to create you a companion, she will be like you, but unlike you. She will be perfect, she will cook, clean, and give you head."
"Wow, thank you God," Adam responded ", how much will she cost?"
"An arm and a leg."
To which Adam responded, "What can i get for a rib?"