One day a freshman girl asked every freshman boy what size shoes he wears.
One of here closest friends, asked her why, to which she responded that she really wanted to get laid, and wanted to pick the biggest candidate.
Her friend said," What a great idea, Oh look, this Spencer kid has a size 16 shoe, he's gotta be the biggest."
"Lets wait till after i check how big everyone's nose, ears and hands are first."
A week later and it was unanamous, Spencer was the biggest in each catagory.
"See i told you, lets go for him, he has the biggest feet, hands, nose, and ears."
"I guess, but he better be packing, cause that's one guffey looking guy."