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1) Buy her a hundred roses and say that each one is for something you love about her.
2) Give her a 1 inch dildo and say that it was the largest they had in stock, but your's is larger.
3) Get her drunk.
4) Use a knock-out drug.
5) Play house.
6) Play Cops and Robbers, and once you've gotten her handcuffed, start making, out and go from there.
7) Make her pretend to work at a coffe shop, and go in and say u need a pick-me-up.
8) Tell her that you have two kick-stands, and only one bike.
9) Ask her is she minds eating out
10) Ask her is she wants to make a movie.
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2013-08-06 23:03:49
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2013-06-10 22:25:01
3, 4 and 6 are more rape advice than anything. Most of the others are just stupid.

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2012-10-22 03:06:51
Less often than 2-3 times a day is OK. I'm in my mid 20 s and having a hard time funoticning doing it once a day. The average healthy couple does it about 2-3 times a week. So if you're getting that, be happy! If you are unable to be stiated, please seek help outside this board. Sex-aholics Anonymous is a good twelve-step program. You may find other horn-dogs like you, but refrain from copulating with them since that's not what the program is for. I feel for you, since I do masturbate at least 2-3 times a day, but it's over pretty quickly. Only takes about 30 seconds, but sex with my man is an hour-long event. Honestly, there aren't enough hours in the day to spend three of them f***ing, if you know what I mean. Don't you have a job? Laundry? School? Some other hobby?

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