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Introduction:

Little Johnny
While playing in the
backyard, Little Johnny
kills a honeybee. His
father sees him killing
the honeybee and
angrily says, "No honey
for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon,
Johnny's dad catches
him tearing the wings
off a butterfly. "That's
it! No butter for you for
one month!" says his
dad.
Later that evening as
Johnny's mother cooks
dinner, a cockroach run
across the kitchen floor.
She jumps and stomps
on it, and then looks up
to find Little Johnny and
her husband watching
her.
Little Johnny looks at
his father and says,
"Are you going to tell
her, Dad, or do you
want me to?"
3 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2016-03-05 08:10:20
HAHAHAHA no "cocks" for a month

Anonymous readerReport

2015-04-07 02:23:33
if u made this up ur a woman with humor

reddog48Report

2014-07-30 23:41:27
Pretty funny

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