Getting paid to have someone get to fuck someone else seemed like a great way to make a quick buck.
Abductions R Us
This is a business idea that came from a drunken brainstorming session. My buddy and I are low on the intelligence scale but high on the intimidation scale. We figured out a way to use our skills and be hired to create events that would benefit the person hiring us. And we get paid in the process. Win-Win situation. Here is the story:
My name is Brad. I just dropped out of college due to bad grades and no money. My dad is gonna be pissed. My longtime buddy Jimmy, who never wasted his time on any college, and I were drinking beer and trying to figure out how to make some quick money. I had rent due and a car payment.
We assessed our god given talents, which didn’t take long. Jimmy was a loud kid who can make his presence known in a group. He can naturally take charge but usually doesn’t have a clue of what to do. He needs a quiet leader to guide him. That’s where I come in. I am a good planner and strategist but am a lazy fuck and hate to make an effort on anything. We were trying to figure out what we could do to make some cold cash without any real effort. We quickly ruled out robbery, extortion, or anything that was obviously illegal. Not into selling or using drugs, so that option is out too.
Jimmy said “too bad we can’t get paid to help someone get laid. That would be a great job”.
I looked at him like he was nuts, which he is most of the time. “And how, exactly would we make money off of being Cupid?, Jimmy”?
“Well, maybe not playing Cupid, but what if a guy has the hots for a chick, and he just can’t get anywhere with her? He hires us to create a situation where she has to fuck him.”
“What?, How the fuck would we do that?”, I asked sarcastically.
“Well, what if we were hired to kidnap a woman and force her to fuck the guy who hired us?”
“I’m listening”, I said, not seeing any potential money making here. “Keep talking, Jimmy, maybe you will stumble on to an idea”.
Jimmy continued. “Or maybe do a fake home invasion when our client has that chick over at his place who won’t fuck him. We break in and tie one of them up. We pretend that the client owes us money, and we force her to fuck him. We get to watch, our client gets the fucking he wants and we get paid. Since we were hired by him, it would not be illegal, right?
“Jimmy, you dumb sonofabitch genius. You might have stumbled into something there. It could be a boss who hires us to get his secretary to do him. We kidnap them and make it appear like she has to fuck her boss to help him out of this situation. Or, maybe a hubby has always wanted a specific sex act done by his wife that she refuses. He could hire us to invade his home, get her to tie him up, and force her to do that nasty act that she has denied her poor husband. He gets off and we get money. I LOVE IT”.
Jimmy looked at me with a shocked expression on his face. “You mean, this idea could really work? I had a good idea for once? Damn! Who knew that was possible? What do we call this new business?
I thought a moment. What about: “Paid to get you Laid”? Wait….. what about “Home Invasions with Benefits, Inc”? or how about “Abductions R Us?. Hmmm, I like that last one.”
We clinked our longnecks together in agreement on the name of this new enterprise. We started to work on it the next day.
Within a week, we had created a website on the dark web explaining our business to the world of shady characters who know where to look for activities like this. We can’t use Craigslist but there are other sites that allow postings for strange, questionable, and possibly illicit activities, and we had listings on all of them. We were in business. I had a burner cell phone so it would not be traceable back to us and got my first call within a day of the first post going live.
The call was from a guy named Todd. He said he was a 20-year-old living with his father and stepmother. His stepmom was a real MILF and Todd had the hots for her. She was always teasing him by wearing shear blouses and short skirts but would not do anything other than flirt with him. Todd was the son of a rich man and wanted to get his dad to divorce this new wife. “How much would it cost me to force my stepmom to fuck me, so I can get rid of her?”, Todd finally asked.
I sized up the situation. It would be an easy score if Todd was able to plan a night when his dad would not walk in on us as we invaded their house. I told Todd it would cost a thousand bucks, paid up front. I heard a long pause on the other end of the line, then a feeble “OK”.
We then interviewed Todd later at a coffee shop where he gave us the address, a rough layout of the house, and where the new wife would be when we burst into the house. He would leave the front door unlocked. Jimmy and I would suddenly swarm in, like in a Hollywood movie.
A few nights later is when we planned the event. Todd’s dad was traveling for work and would be out of state. Todd’s hot stepmom, Eve, was gonna be home with Todd. She often cooked dinner, so Todd would ask her to cook something specific that would keep her busy. The time was set. We had our money and were ready to roll.
Jimmy and I had black hoods on and a ruck sack full of essentials. Like rope, duct tape, and a blackout hood for Eve so she could not see her attackers. We peeked in thru a window and saw Eve and Todd both in the kitchen. She was a fine-looking lady. Tall, slim and blonde, and with a nice store-bought pair of tits that were trying to fight their way out of her blouse. I could see why Todd was hot for her, she was a beauty.
We slipped through the front door and locked it as a precaution so no one else might come calling unexpectedly. We quietly crept into the family room and could see into the kitchen. Eve was occupied in front of the sink. She wore a very short dress and bent over to pull a pot from the dishwasher. Her skirt rode up on her hips and I caught the white sliver of her panties, as she dug out the pot. She had a nice gap between her thighs that held the prize of her MILF cunt, that Todd wanted to experience.
She pivoted around to a countertop which faced me. Her willowy body tapered up to broad shoulders. Her ample breasts were a bit reddish from the steam that buffered from the dishwasher after she pulled out the pot. I don’t know what she was cooking but she was looking good.
On my signal we rushed in. Jimmy from one side and me from the other. We yelled profanity and scared both Todd and Eve nearly to death. I grabbed Eve, forcing her to her knees on the floor. Her high heels awkwardly caused her legs to splay out. I roughly pulled her arms behind her back and screamed not to move. I rapidly bound her wrists with duct tape and slipped the blackout hood over her blonde head. Jimmy had Todd on his knees too, but did not bother to duct tape him since we would use him to undress his stepmom.
We dragged both victims into the family room and plopped them on the couch, side by side. Eve was still screaming, and kept saying “who are you? What do you want?“ thru the head cover. Her voice was clear since there was an opening in the hood for her mouth.
Eve’s ankles were taped together too, so that she felt completely helpless. We yelled for her to shut the fuck up. Todd had been playing along by shouting too but stopped as soon as we yelled.
I looked at Eve and calmly told her that her husband owed me a lot of money. We were here to get the message across to him that we were serious about collecting it. Eve started crying and saying her husband was out of town and would not be home for days, so we could not get anything from her.
I jerked Eve up to a standing position in front of the couch. Her mouth kept yapping about not knowing anything. She was unsteady since her ankles were taped together, and she was dependent on me holding her up. I grabbed one of her boobs and began squeezing it like I was shopping for a ripe watermelon. She gasped and quieted down. I slipped my hand inside the buttons of her blouse and ripped the cloth, causing her shirt to flail open. Her magnificent tits were on display but still cupped within a white bra.
Todd yelled out “what are you doing, you fucker!” I turned to him and slapped him loud enough to make Eve think I punched him. He collapsed to the ground and did a fake moan.
I told Eve “Here is what we are going to do, bitch. Since your hubby is away, and can’t pay me my money, I will have to take a down payment from you. Understand?” Eve meekly said, “I don’t have anything to give you”.
I told her, “Well, that is the beauty of our little situation we have here, Eve, we can take something from you that you can never get back. Your dignity. We are gonna have you do a little performance for us, Eve”.
“How do you know my name?” she asked, puzzled. “Eve, of course I know your name. I knew where you lived, and I knew your worthless stepson would be here. I am going to use him to take something from you.
I locked a leather collar around Eve’s shapely neck. I took a section of my rope and tied it to her collar and another end of the rope to one of the posts supporting the ceiling. I used another length of rope also tied to the collar and tethered it to a large piece of furniture. She was immobilized at the neck. She could feel the pull of the rope on her. I told Eve that she was going to take off her clothes to show her stepson what a lovely woman she was. Eve began protesting and crying, but I pulled her bra down and squeezed both nipples vigorously until she shut up.
“Eve, you have lovely tits. Now get that blouse and bra off and show Todd how good they are”
I cut the tape binding her wrists and her arms dropped to her side. She slowly began to unbutton the remaining ones that did not tear and worked her blouse off of her shoulders. She was still balancing with her legs bound together so she did not make any sudden moves. Then she reached behind her and unclasped her bra. The fabric loosened from the strain of housing her large tits. She shook them and the garment fell off unceremoniously. She was breathing hard and there was a hint of perspiration on the curve of her breasts. Her dark brown nipples, large as silver dollars, were hard and swollen from the sudden exposure.
Eve’s fingers fumbled to locate the zipper on her skirt. She unzipped and it dropped to the floor. She could not step out of it since her ankles were taped together, so it draped around her like a Christmas tree skirt. All that remained for Eve to be completely nude was her panties. She wore a tiny white panty, that barely covered her crotch in the front and disappeared up the crack of her ass in the back.
“Todd, come help your stepmom to get naked”, I sneered. Since we had not put a blackout hood on him, he could easily see. I re-taped her wrists together behind her back. I then lifted her up to step free of the skirt on the floor. Todd looked at me pathetically and gestured to her panties. “Yes, Todd, you must remove her panties to make all of this work”. He hooked his thumbs on each side and carefully slid the thin material down past her hips and to the floor. He was kneeling and was at face level with her bare, completely shaved cunt. I tossed him a knife and told him to cut the panties from her ankles. Eve was now naked to the world except for her high heels and the blackout hood. She had been completely silent during the removal of her garments.
“Oh my, Eve. You are a lovely bitch. I can see why your hubby married you. Huge tits, great nipples, slim waist, and lovely ass. And the cherry on top is your delicately shaved cunt. What a thing of beauty”, I teased her.
I am sure the smoldering glare from Eve’s eyes would have burned a hole in my soul if she had not been hooded.
She started struggling. But her arms were still bound behind her. This position forced her chest out and her lovely breasts were proudly on display. I could not help it. I began to pet and squeeze her boobs and fondle her nipples. They got hard as soon as I began playing with them. I whispered into her ear “do you like your nipples played with, Eve?” She ignored me. I squeezed them roughly and asked again. Her knees buckled slightly from the unexpected pain. Eve gasped and feebly said “yes”.
I looked at Jimmy and told him to go find some clothes pins. “These nipples need some extra attention”. Todd pointed to the utility room where the clothes washer was. Jimmy followed his silent directions and soon found some. I motioned Todd over to his stepmom.
“Eve, your stepson is going to decorate your ample breasts with some clothes pins. These will give you that little bit of pain that I think you like.” Todd nervously placed an open clothes pin over one of her nipples. He then let it snap shut, trapping the extended nipple. Eve gasped and cried as the pain of the clamp reached her brain. “Ouuh! Shit!” What is that? She panicked and asked. Todd added one to the other nipple with the same startled but quieter exclamation from Eve. “Shit! Ouch!” she muttered.
“Todd, be a good stepson and add a few more clothes pins to Eve’s boobs. You know she likes it”, I stated manner-of-factly. Todd put up a fake protest, but then dutifully added a couple more pins to each of her nipples. She mumbled a cry and hung her head down.
I took advantage of Eve’s nakedness and reached down to stroke her cunt. It was velvety smooth and freshly shaved, or maybe she had her pubes lasered off, but it was clean and slick as a baby’s butt. Her clit was slightly extended out of its hood and moisture was beginning to collect between her pussy lips. I used my gloved fingers to smear her slick juices all over her cunt.
“Eve, you have a very lovely cunt too. So well groomed! Most men prefer a cleanly shaved cunt, but I guess you know that”. I circled my fingertips around her clit and forced two fingers into her snatch. “And so wet!” She let out a groan. I worked my fingers in and out of her, opening her hole.
Eve’s ankles were still taped which kept her legs from spreading. I told Jimmy to go find a broom or mop. I cut the tape around her ankles and taped one end of the broom handle to her ankle. Then spread her legs wide and taped the other end of the broom to that ankle.
I told her, “Now you are properly spread out, Eve, so Todd can play with you.
Eve said faintly “pluueeze, just let us go”.
“Not when we have just gotten started, my dear”, I laughed. “Todd, look at your stepmother’s lovely cunt. Her pussy lips are open and there might be enough room there to take a few clothes pins too. Please see that Eve’s cunt is fully decorated with more pins.
“Please no!... it, it, will hurt too much! “ Eve stuttered
“Now Eve, you know you are a pain slut, so don’t be so coy,” I calmly told her”, I am sure you can take this little amount of pain. Go ahead, Todd”.
He again kept up the illusion of being a victim and protested. I did another fake slap and he reacted perfectly, sounding like he had really been struck hard.
“Todd, if you don’t play along, we will have to do your work for you, and fuck Eve. She might not want stranger’s dicks inside her. So, we need to keep this within the family, don’t you think? I am sure that Eve has been wanting you to play with her for a long time, now”
Todd got on his knees in front of Eve’s crotch. He delicately stretched her cunt lips out on one side. He carefully clipped a clothes pin to a cunt lip and she screamed. Todd did the same to the other side. I handed him more pins and told Todd there was room for more. Eve gasped again and begged “Please, no more. It hurts”.
Todd ignored her and added two more pins to each of her cunt lips. Eve’s knees tried to buckle but her neck collar was pulled taunt and choked her if she did not keep standing.
“Todd, while you are down there, shove a few fingers in Eve to make sure she is enjoying herself”. Todd did not hesitate and rubbed the slick juices now pouring from Eve’s cunt all over her snatch. He swabbed his fingers with her goo and slowly eased three fingers into her. He worked them in and out, making sure she was ready for more, then he pushed his entire hand inside her wet cunt.
Eve gasped and grunted at the unexpected penetration of Todd’s hand inside her stepmother cunt. I asked her “Eve, who’s hand is inside your snatch? Who’s could it be?” She was shocked and embarrassed by this intrusion into her private area, especially since it was her stepson. Todd’s hand was now buried up to his wrist, so he used his other hand to massage her clit. He stroked in and out of her, continually forcing his fist inside her. She grunted at each instroke, and her legs began shaking. Within a few moments she cried out “Oh my gawd!” and had an unexpected orgasm. Fluid blasted from her cunt, coating Todd’s hand and splashing onto his face. His stepmom just came from him fist fucking her.
“Oh my, Eve! You look like you really enjoyed that”, I sneered. “Do you like having your stepson’s fist in your snatch?” I wonder how your other hole feels. Does your asshole feel ignored? Todd, Do the same thing to your stepmother’s asshole and see how she likes it.”
Todd looked at me with shock and puzzlement. He didn’t think he could do it. He began to protest. I told him to watch and learn. “Jimmy, find some cooking oil and lube up Eve’s asshole. She needs to have that hole get some attention, and Todd is not man enough to do it.
Jimmy found some olive oil in the cupboard and poured some over his hand. He was wearing latex gloves too, to avoid any evidence of who we were, and liberally doused his hand. He splashed some on Eve’s tight rosebud asshole too.
Jimmy started with just one finger to loosen her up. He worked it in and out. Then, added a finger. Eve arched her back to thrust her hips up as if to assist Jimmy in his assault, while at the same time kept moaning “no, no, please stop, oh, my gawd, no”.
Jimmy had one hand working towards penetrating her rear, while his other hand rubbed her pussy. He spread her moisture over her clit, polishing it with his fingertips. His other hand now had three fingers being jammed in and out of her butt hole. Each stroke inward, she grunted. Jimmy pulled out his fingers and asked for more oil. Todd eagerly helped by pouring more from the bottle onto Jimmy’s outstretched hand.
Jimmy sensed that Eve’s ass muscles were relaxed now, so he slowly eased his entire hand inside her. She yelled “Ohh, you’re splitting me in two! Oh shit! My gawd!”, then quietly groaned to herself.
His fist was inside her ass, just like it had been in her pussy. It was an amazing sight. He even had to roll up his sleeve a bit to show us how far inside her he managed to get his hand. It was quite a sight. Jimmy’s entire hand disappeared between the cheeks of Eve’s hips and was buried inside her butt. He worked it around, pulling it partially out, then forcing it back in again. He rotated it to give her the full effect. Eve’s groaning and wailing covered up the sloshing sounds of his fist moving in and out of her. She was almost bent at the waist as she accepted the fisting.
“Todd, now that you know what to do, oil up your hand and put your fist inside Eve’s ass.” Todd quickly lubed up and waited as Jimmy pulled his fist from her tortured hole. Todd did a fake but sincere sounding apology to his stepmom and timidly eased his fist inside her. Eve’s butthole was so stretched out that he had no problem getting his fist inside her. He worked it in and out, just like Jimmy had done, and also played with her clitty.
There was a slight coating of brownish tinged oil on Todd’s wrist as he pulled almost out of her. Each time that he plunged back in Eve let out a low groan. Todd picked up the pace and rapidly diddled Eve’s clit as he pounded her ass with his fist. In just a moment or two Eve yelled and spewed a string of vulgarities and had another orgasm. Her legs began to quiver just before her cunt jetted out her orgasmic fluid. She had another crushing climax, this time by the hands of her own stepson.
Todd carefully removed his fist from her punished anal opening. It gaped open and pulsed as the final stages of her climax began to fade. Eve nearly collapsed as she recovered, only supported by the collar around her neck. Her face was flushed, and she had a bead of sweat across her forehead. Eve panted and sighed as her orgasmic condition slowly subsided.
I told Eve “You look like you could use a break.” I pulled a leather ottoman up in front of her and had her lay face down on it. She still had on her blackout hoodie, so I guided her. Her knees were on the floor and her chest was on the leather covering. Her head hung off the piece of furniture. I taped the bottom of her thighs to the ottoman’s legs. Her arms were still taped behind her back. Her delightful ass was on display and we each took a moment to appreciate her naked derriere.
I asked, “Are you comfy, Eve?” She told me to go to hell. “Wow, is that how you treat a house guest?”
I told Todd to strip and kneel in front of Eve’s hooded face. “Now Eve, for this next bit of fun we need you to suck your stepson’s dick and get it nice and hard. You can do that for him, can’t you, sweetie?”
“Fuck you, asshole” she growled.
“Now, now. That is no way to talk to your stepson, Eve. If he is not hard, he can’t fuck you. If he can’t fuck you, it will be up to me or my partner here to do it. Now, who’s dick do you want inside you? A family member’s member, or a stranger’s member?”
“Fuck you, again, asshole”.
“Well, have it your way, I guess. Let me know when you change your mind. I happen to already be hard, from watching your orgasms. So, I am just going to slip my shaft into your asshole and get it nice and dirty. Then I will give you a decision. You can decide if you want to suck Todd’s dick or my dirty one that just came out of your ass. Ladies’ choice”. I was having fun.
I had my trousers off and sporting a stiff hardon. I kneeled behind Eve and swabbed my cock with the drippings still coating both of her openings. I placed the head of my dick against her re-tightened asshole and began to ease it in. Her tight opening felt like a warm wet glove. I could feel the muscles of her anus twitch as I inched my way inside. I got it halfway in when she cried out “Stop! OK! I will suck Todd’s dick. Please don’t fuck me in the ass.”
“OK, Todd, you know what to do. Let Eve suck you hard. You can fuck her mouth like a good whore needs it. Then I will tell you what to do next.
Todd looked at me and grinned. He was finally getting to the good part where he got to use his stepmom’s orifices. She had three delightful ones and he hoped he’d be allowed to use each of them tonight. That was what he paid for, anyway.
He got down on his knees in front of her hooded face and placed his soft prick in front of the opening where her mouth was. She opened her lips and sucked him in. He let out a pleasurable groan and let her work on him. As his prick began to stiffen up, he grabbed her bagged head and forcefully began fucking her mouth. Eve occasionally gagged when he pushed too deep inside her, but otherwise was a real trooper and took all the forced entry that Todd could give her. Her tongue tickled the underside of his shaft when he was balls deep in her. I wondered if she was deepthroating him. He pulled out and smeared his saliva coated prick all around her lips that were exposed by the hole in the hood. He then returned his prick to her lips and continued face fucking her.
I warned Todd not to cum. He looked at me with a feeling of puzzlement and pain. He wanted to cum in her mouth badly, and knew it was the perfect act to shame her. Then I told Todd to pull out and fuck Eve’s pussy. Todd’s eyes lit up as he realized he was going to get to use more holes than just her mouth. He slipped out, leaving Eve’s mouth open and drooling for something to suck.
Todd got behind her and spit on Eve’s open cunt. The clothes pins had long ago fallen off and she was still wet. He used one hand to guide his erection into her vacant cunt. It slipped in easily and felt just like he’d dreamed it would be like. Eve’s cunt was warm, soft and wet. Instantly he was balls deep in his stepmom. It felt incredible.
Eve gasped as she felt Todd penetrate her. “Oh, my gawd” she grunted. Her stepson was inside her. What would her husband say about all this? Would she have to tell him? How embarrassing, she thought.
Todd paused a moment to savor the sensations of being buried fully inside Eve’s cunt. It felt spectacular. He wished he had set up a video camera for this. He would re-live this session forever in his mind. He then began to slowly stroke in and out of her. He slowly dragged his shaft nearly out of her before plunging back in ruthlessly. He held her hips and sped up. He pounded into her like this was the last piece of ass he’d ever get.
Eve pushed back when he plowed forward. She seemed to want to feel him as deep inside her as possible. Maybe she decided that if she could not control the events of the evening, she could at least enjoy them. She cocked her head back and told Todd to fuck her….fuck her hard.
Todd was getting close to a great orgasm when I again told him to stop. “Don’t cum yet”
Todd looked at me like I had lost my mind. “What? You must be kidding! I am so close!”
“Good”, I said, “now fuck her in her ass”.
“Oh, well then….” Todd slowly pulled out and aimed his pulsing erection at her abused asshole. It was probably still tingling from the action previously experienced by it.
Todd once again prepared to ease his member into another orifice of his stepmom. This one was going to be delightfully tight and forbidden. Todd grabbed the bottle of olive oil and splashed a bit on her hole to make fucking her easier. He unceremoniously pushed all the way in, leaving his pubic bone jammed against her backside and his dick deeply buried in her anus.
Eve howled in protest but also in lust as she felt the sudden penetration of a dick in her backdoor. She was not used to having anything back there and tonight’s attention had been a wake-up call to her. She did not know how incredibly nasty and erotic it would be to have someone fuck her in the ass. She had been missing out by not ever agreeing to this wonderful sex act before. She knew that after tonight, anal sex was going to be on her go-to list.
Todd reached forward and grabbed a fistful of her hair thru the black bag covering her head. He used his grip to pull her forcefully backwards as he pushed against her as he buried himself as deep into her as possible. He was desperate to cum, yet did not want to shorten this hedonistic pleasure. His prick was shiny with a syrupy coating of brown shit juices mixed with the oil. It was a nasty concoction.
After Eve had been fisted earlier in the evening, now, just having a dick in her ass was not enough. She cocked her head back again and told Todd to put a finger in her ass along with his dick. Todd looked at me in surprise.
“Hey, do what the lady says, Todd, stick a finger in her ass too”. Todd did not need to be told twice. He pushed his middle finger in along with his dick and continued using her dirty hole for his pleasure.
She barked again. “More fingers!” Todd again obliged and slid all four fingers from one hand in, along with his prick. He could not believe there was room, but her ass expanded to accommodate the new insertions.
Todd was really wailing away behind Eve now. Their combined grunts and groans filled the kitchen. A recording of their lust would have been the perfect soundtrack for a porno movie.
I could tell that Todd soon would be past the point of control, so I stopped him in mid-thrust. “Don’t cum!” I yelled out for the third time.
“What!? Again!?” gasped Todd. “Are you kidding?”
I broke in and said, “I want you to feed Eve your cum. I want you to pull your nasty shit coated cock out of her ass and shove it in her mouth. Do you understand? Let her suck you to completion. She needs your cum as much as you need to release it.”
He suddenly understood. This would be a humiliating experience for Eve and maybe lead to her leaving the family. Todd pulled out and scampered around to the front of the ottoman. Her hands were still taped together behind her back, so she had no control. He pulled Eve’s head up and plunged his pungent dick in between her lips. He held her head with both hands and pumped his cum into her beautiful mouth. Eve grunted again and sucked him. He began to unload his jizz into her mouth. She swallowed what she could, but some spilled out and dribbled down her chin. She wanted all of his seed and sucked the last remaining drops out of the pee hole before he withdrew his member.
We were done. The mission had been a success as far as forcing Eve to have sex with Todd was concerned. It was not my problem if she didn’t move out after this ordeal, knowing that being degraded like this could never be forgotten by Todd.
Jimmy and I gathered up our tools and quietly signaled to Todd that we were leaving. I told him not to cut the tape from Eve until we had a 10-minute head start. I did not want her to call the police when we were still in her neighborhood.
All in all it was a fun and easy way to make a thousand bucks. Todd had the time of his life and maybe it will help him get rid of Eve, if he still wants to after tonight. The way she re-acted to getting buttfucked really shocked me. She might just want to have her stepson repeat this vile act. She looked like she was really into it.
I never spoke with Todd again. I don’t know if he got what he wanted out of the evening, or if he got more than he wanted. I will never know. All I know is that we now have a great way to make some easy money if we can find the right customers.