My wife was overseas on a job, and my daughter had an embarrassing problem. She had borrowed my wife's dildo, then somehow managed to get it lodged in her ass.
Stuck in my daughter
I was laying in bed, reading the paper when I got a text from my high school age daughter, Amy. I read it. She said in it “Dad, I need your help. This is embarrassing”.
I texted back. “OK, Are you upstairs in your bedroom?”
“Yes”.
“OK, right there.” I wondered what could be the problem that would be embarrassing? Did she flunk a class? Fight with a friend, maybe? Normally she would have called down to my wife, but Jill is on an overseas business trip, introducing a new software package to her Retail Vendors. Jill would not be back in the states for another week. So, I ran upstairs to find out what the embarrassing thing that Amy had gotten herself into.
I knocked on Amy’s bedroom door. “Come in, Dad”
I saw Amy on her bed, covered with her sheet, but her bare shoulders and head were visible. She had an intense and stern look on her face. “What’s up, Kiddo?”, I said casually, to calm her down.
“Dad, I would normally go to Mom for this problem, but she’s not here. And I am embarrassed, but I have a problem.”
“OK, let’s hear it. I will try to help.”
Amy had a look of complete humiliation on her young, lovely face. “Dad…..I was….uh….experimenting with one of Mom’s toys, and….I got it stuck in me.”, she said meekly.
I know I had to have a really dumb look on my face, but I was clueless at what she was talking about. I did not know what kind of toy she was referring to, or where it could be stuck. I dumbly asked, “Stuck? You mean like it went under the refrigerator kind of stuck? What kind of toy and where is it?”
Amy’s face went red. I could tell that she was about to cry. “This is why I need Mom, here.” She began to sob.
“Amy, it’s all right, baby. I will do whatever it takes to help. Just tell me what the toy looks like and where it went, and I will go look for it”, I said, as calmly as possible. Teenage girls can be way too emotional about dumb shit, in my opinion, but I would never tell her that.
“Dad, I borrowed Mom’s vibrator. I was using it and got too involved, and it slipped out of my fingers. Now I can’t get it.”
Now it was my turn for my face to turn red. “OK, that kind of toy. Well, where is it, Sweetie?”
“You know I am a virgin, right, Dad?
I nodded yes.
“So, I didn’t want to use the vibrator in my, uh…you know, my vagina. So, I, uh, was playing with it in my butt. I did not want to break my hymen. And now I can’t get it out.”
“You can’t reach it? You mean it slipped up in your ass?”
“Yes, I oiled it up, and was using it, and it sorta went up in me too far. The oil made it really slippery, and I can’t grab it with my fingers. This is soooo embarrassing.”
I was taken aback by this news. Number one, I did not know my wife had and used a vibrator. I wish she’d have let me know about it. I would love to play with it with her. But my daughter did not need to know that. And, number two, what am I supposed to do about this dilemma?
“OK, Sweetie. Not to worry. I am sure we can work out the problem. What have you tried so far?” My mind suddenly remembered the old joke about what the mathematician did when he was constipated……he worked it out with a pencil. But I was not going to bring that up since Amy did not look like she cared to turn this into a laughing matter.
She looked at me sadly, and said, “Do you think you can reach in me and try to pull it out?”
“OK, let’s try. I know this is embarrassing for you, but it does not matter to me. I will help. Why don’t you roll over and let me take a look.”
“Dad, that’s the problem. I am naked. And you’ll see me. I don’t want you to see me like this”.
“Amy, I know you are a grown woman now, but remember, I used to change your diapers, bathe you and do everything Mom did. So, don’t be shy. Let’s just get it out.”
Amy rolled from beneath the sheet, and her lovely naked body was exposed to me, for the first time since she had gone thru puberty. Her long, tanned legs were curled up and she was on her side, trying to shield herself from me as much as possible.
I crawled on to her bed and assessed the situation. Her boyish hips were staring me in the face and her tiny bikini tan lines caught my attention immediately. I was staring at her naked butt for the first time in a decade or more. I probably had my mouth open, as I took in the scene of her incredibly beautiful naked body.
I put one hand on her hip, and then put my other hand between her legs, and began to carefully feel for her anus, without looking at her. That did not work. I had to see what I was doing. So, I crouched down to see up close what I was dealing with. I saw her tiny, anal opening, right above her cunt. This is not something a father is supposed to see on his daughter, but I had to keep a stern look on my face, as if I was not enjoying the view.
I carefully touched her butthole. “Here?”, I asked stupidly.
“Yes, that is the only butthole, I have, Dad”, she said exasperatedly.
“Let me see if I can feel anything. OK? I will try to be careful. Let me know if I hurt you”.
“Oh, I will let you know, believe me, Dad”.
I gingerly stuck a finger in her ass, about an inch, to see if I could feel any object that was not supposed to be in there. I felt nothing. I pushed my finger in a bit farther. Still nothing. “You sure it is in there? It didn’t fall on the floor, or anything, did it?”
“No, Dad, I know it’s in there. My fingers were too slick with body oil, and it slipped in farther when I tried to grab it.”
“Of course. Sorry. I will have to use more fingers. Let me know if you can feel it moving.”, I said calmly. The fact that I was poking around in my daughter’s asshole was beginning to have an affect on me. My dick had a mind of its own and began getting aroused as I sat there and stared at my teenage beauty’s asshole. I was having carnal thoughts, and I could not seem to control the throbbing in my shorts.
I eased a second finger into her rear. And pushed both fingers in up to my knuckles. I thought I felt something hard way inside her. “I think I touched it, Amy. Could you feel me nudge it?”
“Yes” she said hesitantly.
I tried to grab it with those two fingers, but it was not possible for me to get a grip on it that way. “I will need to use my thumb, Sweetie, so just pretend you are in a boring math class and not think about me digging around in your bottom.”
My fingers were now slick too, and adding my thumb to her ass was really stretching her anus wide open. Her pussy was right there, too, so seeing her womanly charms when I was poking around in her ass was really distracting. I could see her delicate pussy lips, opening up and getting moist from my hands being on her. I gently shoved my thumb in next to my other two fingers and went in deeper.
“I am afraid I am just pushing it in deeper, Sweetie.” Can you push, like you are taking a shit, and see if my spreading your butthole open will dislodge it?”
“I will try, but I already tried that before I called you”. She said, frustrated with herself.
She bore down on her bowels, and tried to push out the vibrator, but there did not seem to be any movement. I pushed my fingers in deeper and could just barely get my fingers around the base of the vibrator. I could feel the ridges of the base of the toy with my fingertips. I moved my unoccupied hand around to the front of her crotch to get a better grip. It landed right next to her pussy. That hand was now laying next to those luscious virgin pussy lips that every young man in her school probably dreamed about getting into. I tried not to think about her pristine sex organ, but my prick did not have the same morals and integrity that my hand did. My prick was getting very aroused.
I was bent over her, with one hand digging into her ass, and one hand holding on to her crotch to get a better hold on her. My fingertips were scrambling around inside her trying to get a grip on that toy. Amy was grunting and groaning as I pushed into her. I could not tell if she was happy, hurting or enjoying this, but I was more concerned about getting the job done.
My fingers kept slipping off the end of the object. But I finally thought I had it. I twisted my fingers, but then felt it start to buzz and vibrate.
“What just happened, Amy? I thought I had it, but now it seems to have started making noise and vibrating.”
“Dad, I think you must have twisted the end of it where the on/off control is. I can feel it vibrating inside me!”
“Does it hurt, Amy?”
“No, it actually feels wonderful, except for the embarrassment. It is supposed to vibrate. I just had not turned it on, yet, before it slipped inside me.”
“Well, I will have to keep digging. I don’t want that thing to travel up inside you any further than it already is. I will push from the other side of your body and see if I can get it to move down to my fingers.”
The other side of her body was her cooch. She was a modern girl and had a completely shaved cunt. Her delicate pussy lips were right next to my other hand, and her little clit seemed to be swelling up from the vibration of the toy inside her. And her cunt lips were moist with feminine juices. I thought she might have an orgasm from the vibrations. Maybe if she did, it would force out the toy. If I rubbed her little clit, I could bring her off, and maybe her body would spit out the vibrator with a good strong climax. But, being her dad, I was not going to suggest it.
I kept digging and had my thumb and two fingers buried as deep in her as possible. I just had to get my hand on that elusive device. But I just couldn’t.
“Amy…..this is going to sound perverted, but if you had an orgasm, you might be able to push out that toy. I can rub you until you are ready, then I will pull my fingers out, and maybe the toy will be pushed out by your contractions. What do you think?”
“I am willing to do anything, Dad. Please try it”.
I gently began to caress her silky-smooth skin, just above her clit. She was wet, so I smeared her juices that were dripping from between her cunt lips and dabbed them on her clit. I slowly circled her tender button with my fingertip and watched the expression on her face to see if I was touching her correctly. She looked at me and her eyes rolled back in her head. She just stammered, “Oh yes, yes. That’s right. Just like that. Keep going…”
Her body began slowly building to a crescendo, as her orgasm started. Her hands found the nipples on her breasts, and she squeezed them tightly. She tensed up, and looked at me with a blank stare, and then gasped loudly. I quickly pulled my fingers from her asshole, while still manipulating her tender clitoris. She arched her back and had a huge climax, just as my fingers left her butt hole. She spewed squirt from her cunt, and screamed out "Yessss, oh gawd...yes!, as her climax hit.
But no toy came out of her butt.
I looked down at Amy. She was crestfallen that the tactic did not work. She finally was able to speak after her orgasm, and said, “Shit, what am I gonna do, Daddy? I can’t keep that thing in me forever!”
I sat back and thought about the options. We could go to the emergency room and subject her to all kinds of humiliation. Or maybe the shower wand would work.
“Amy, we can try to give you an enema with the shower wand. Let’s go to the tub and give it a try.”
“I am willing to do anything, Dad.”
I helped her crawl out of the bed and hobble to the bathroom. I had one arm around her, supporting her shoulders, but my hand inadvertently landed on her breast. I did not want to grab it, but I know I accidentally did at first. When I realized I had a grip on her boob, I immediately let go. She just giggled and said, “Don’t worry about getting handsy, Dad. That is the least of my worries right now”.
I helped her step into the tub, with her ass pointed at the faucet. She was kneeling on the floor of the tub. The shower wand had a long hose on it and I hoped it was long enough to reach her butt. We’d give it a try. I detached the spray head and just had the hose in my hand. Then I ran the water till it became warm, then told her what I was going to do.
“Amy, I will use the hose of the shower wand to give you an enema. My hope is that if we fill up your rectum with water, it will force the vibrator out when you push out. You may have some poop come out too, but that is OK. As long as the vibrator comes out also. We want to get as much water in you as possible, so tell me when you can’t take any more.
I eased the end of the hose in her anus. I shoved it in as far as it would go, hoping to get the water to fill her up. I ran the water in slowly to allow her bowels to take as much as possible.
I will have to admit, it was quite an erotic sight for me to be holding a hose in my daughter’s tight hole and filling her up like a gas tank. Tonight, this vision will definitely be good jack off material for me while my wife is gone.
After a few moments, Amy started to make noise about getting full. I turned off the water but left the hose in her. Then I turned the water back on and kept filling her bowels a bit more. She was squeezing her butt cheeks together to hold in the enema. I told her we might only have one chance at this, since any poop coming out would help get the toy out too.
She finally gasped and said “no more water! I am about to blow up!”
“Good! I will turn off the water. Get ready to let it rip. We need you to push all the water, shit, and that toy out, all at once. OK?”
I had a grip on the hose and asked if she was ready. She looked over her shoulder at me and meekly said, “Yes.”
I said “OK, push!” and pulled out the shower wand hose and hoped for the best.
There was a giant splash of water against the edge of the tub as a stream of water and shit blasted out her anus. It was a two-foot-long stream of liquid and scat that blew out of her stretched out opening. There was another blast after the first, and then I saw it. The back end of the toy, with the controls on it, was edging out the end of her butt.
“I see it! Squeeze again! Blow it out, Amy!”
She tried to push again to get any remaining fluid out of her, plus the toy. But there was not enough liquid still in her to push out the toy.
“Amy, be very still. You need to push like you just did, while I try to grab the toy. We don’t want it going back inside you. When you are ready, I will grab it.”
She pushed again, and a little more water leaked out from around the protruding portion of the toy. There was just enough of it sticking out of her butthole that I was able to grab it and pull. The toy slowly edged out of her backside and plopped into the tub. It floated among the brownish water and a few turds that had helped dislodge the offending toy. It was still vibrating, and it seemed to have a mind of its own as it vibrated and wiggled around in the skanky water.
“Yeah! Amy, it I worked! You got it out! “I said victoriously.
Amy collapsed face down into the tub, exhausted from her effort. She just groaned, and propped her chest up by her elbows and shook her head.
“Never again! I will not ever use that toy again!”
“I understand, Sweetie. But it was just bad luck. Who knew that it could slip inside a person? Now stand up and I will rinse you off.” I washed her long, lean body off like I did when she was a kid. The only difference was now she had a full-grown woman’s body with incredible breasts, a beautiful ass and lovely vagina to contend with. She handed me a bar of soap and indicated she wanted me to wash her while she stood there. I lathered her up and washed her from her neck to her knees. I took extra time with her breasts, pussy and ass, and she did not seem to mind. She was so relieved to have that toy out of her and not have to go to the ER that she just turned her brain off and let me clean her.
I grabbed a towel and patted her dry, then helped her step out of the tub. I gave her a big hug and she kissed me. She was so tired that I practically had to carry her to bed. I tucked her in and said good night. She turned and looked at me and said, “Thank you, Daddy. You were a lifesaver. I learned my lesson not to play with toys.”
“Well, sweetie, I don’t think the toy was the problem. You just need a different one. It needs to be long enough to still maintain a grip on it. That way you can put it in as far as you want”. I will buy one for you. A girl has sexual needs and I would rather you use a toy in your ass to get pleasure than lose your virginity to some dumb guy before you are ready to.
OK, Daddy. Good night. Please don’t say anything to Mom about this evening and me using her vibrator. I don’t want to re-visit this with her. I have had enough embarrassment.”
“Sure thing, kiddo. Good night. I was glad I could help.”
I went back to my bedroom and closed the door. I carried that offending vibrator with me. I turned it on and felt the vibrations. I was still worked up and full of erotic thoughts as I took the vibrator and sniffed it. It smelled like Amy’s lovely asshole. I then put it in my mouth to see if there was any flavor of her remaining on it. Not much, sadly.
Then, I did what any horny man would do who spent an hour with his fingers up the ass of a young, beautiful teenage woman, I shoved the offending vibrator up my own ass. It felt incredible, vibrating against my prostate and whatever else is up there. I masturbated for an hour with it in me until the battery quit, then I managed a heavy climax. I put the device back in its hidden spot. I will not be telling my wife about my little vibrator adventure either.