| 2015-04-01 17:06:13 | 
			
				
					Filling a celebrity full of horse cum with the help of my teen friend Patricia				
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			*rubs lube on hand and squirts the rest on your crotch* | 
		
			
			| 2015-04-01 17:06:45 | 
			
				
					How my friend Sabrina started doing a bottle and ended up with my piss all over her				
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			Not as long as the tongue is willing. | 
		
			
			| 2015-04-01 17:08:13 | 
			
				
					How I met my slave Martina the first time and had her fist me on the toilet and later abused her holes outdoors.				
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			Yeah. And it deters all the right people, so it's win-win. | 
		
			
			| 2015-04-01 17:09:00 | 
			
				
					Reading porn at the library with the librarian between my legs				
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			Well, what're you waiting for? | 
		
			
			| 2015-04-01 17:13:51 | 
			
				
					Pissing on the Zombie Bitches can lead to new encounters				
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			Sorry, I'm all out of peach. Got a lemon, though. |