| 2005-09-05 02:10:24 |
Amanda's Worst Nightmare
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Yeah lemme tell ya, the last time I ate a dude, he tasted like Gravy. The good kind that costs an extra $1.50, not the shitty generic brand. You ever had Lay's Potato chips with a human being son? Tastes damn good if ya ask me. So earlier today as I was fucking my VCR while two pit bulls chomped on my nipples, I was thinking, how do they fit those ships into those glass bottles?! I mean I just dont get it! Will someone please explain this to me? So I decided I'd rather just eat a slice of moldy cheese off of Poly Shore's ass instead. That Poly, he's an ass man through and through. He didnt cum enough for me though so I sliced off his left testicle and made it into a keychain. As he begged for mercy I was able to choke him to death with my goldfish buddy who I lovingly call Sal...ami! |