| 2006-04-16 22:40:02 |
My Weekend Home Alone
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Wow, a cliche-a-thon! Lets see, teen (check), home alone (check), porno movie (check), moms dildo (check), shameless xnxx promotion (check), horny golden retriever (check), girl from school coming over for visit (check). It looks like you hit all the bases. Just dont forget the thunderstorm and the camping trip with mom. Does porn often just randomly play on your TV? You may have inadvertantly started every single sentence with 'i', might wanna work on that. Keep trying. |