| 2005-09-12 15:08:35 |
Kelly, Carly, and JJ
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Obviously, there were no other chapters. In a tragic accident that could only happen on the web. Amature pornsite webmaster Bob N. Head (AKA Hotbox) age 38, was killed today by an irate ebayer whom he had stiffed out of 20 bucks for a forged tracy lords autograph. Police say that bobs office/bondage den was littered with unfinished erotic stories and pictures of his 15 nieghbor Kelly. While foul play is certainly involved, no one is pressing charges because as police say "who really gives a shit" Rest in peace bob, may you never be haunted by a cheesy cliche again. |